Thursday, November 20, 2008

How to Drink Water by Jayden Anderson

After dumping the water from one container to another (I say container, because apparently cups are optional for drinking...only tolerated when there is nothing better around), you drum up the courage to take a drinkNext, you swish the water from one side of your mouth to the other, straining it through your teeth and occasionally spitting some of it out.
Once it has become sufficiently warm from all the swishing, throw your head back and gargle with it for a while. You'll love the feeling of it and your parents will go crazy with the sound!
Then you pinch your nose to force yourself to swallow it. (it's that whole, swallow or breath thing. gets me everytime!)
then as they say...lather, rinse and repeat!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WE should make a little kid cookbook and add this, What say ye, LaPs?!

klap said...

go for it mom! you might need some more recipes, though...

does he really do this regularly?!? interesting....